Pot ... kettle ... yeah, something like this

I think this news story is a day early. It has all the requisite gems in it.

My gosh, for a moment, I thought Microsoft was talking about itself in the PC market. Then I saw the words “Google” and “e-book”. Now if we changed those to “Microsoft” and “PC”, yeah, that statement would also be true. Are we sure this isn’t the first of April?