This past week saw the president of the US in another major screw up … one he doesn’t quite understand why its a screw up … and many of his supporters don’t quite seem to get it either.
The responses to the screw up have been coming fast and furious. This has become a major issue of the campaign now, about “getting it”. Its as defining as “its the economy stupid”, and specifically as to what the economy is.
This most recent response is just insanely funny. Regardless of whether or not you get how wrong the president is on this, this has got to be one of the funniest responses I’ve ever seen.
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
3 And Govt said, ?Let there be spending,? and there was spending. 4 Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. 5 Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
11 Then Govt said, ?Let there be police, and firefighters, and teachers according to their kind, for they will create more jobs?; and it was so. 12 And then Govt bade the void bring forth crime, and arson, and stupidity, that each would yield seed to bring forth more police, and firefighters, and teachers, and jobs. And Govt saw that it was good. 13 So the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 On the fourth day Govt said, ?Let Us make the economy in Our image, according to Our likeness; let it have dominion over the cars of the road, over the appliances of the supercenters, and over the pet groomers of the strip malls, over all the clickthroughs of Amazon and over every creepy thing of the Dollar Stores.?
Yeah, really enjoyed this …