Social Media Overload

Definition: When the amount of social media that everyone expects you to consume with a myriad of different, incompatible, and often annoying apps, absorbs so much of your time that your productivity drops … you decide that in the interests of your own personal sanity, you will spend more time with your family, your dog, and your friends, than dealing with {facebook,twitter,linkedin,RANDOM_SOCIAL_MEDIA_NAME} streams which steal time from the important things in life.
Honestly folks, how many social media sites can you belong to? Twitter, Facebook, tumbler, bumbler, thumbler, mumbler …
(and the irony of this is that I am typing this on a blog … I am aware of that irony … it is at least semi-humorous … and that it was rebroadcast on twitter makes it priceless).